Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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