Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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