12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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