eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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