I love black thongs
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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