She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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