you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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