trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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