My hair reeks of homosexuality.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
