Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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