i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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