OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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