the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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