flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
