I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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