Its about making memories worth repressing
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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