She's JV to your varsity
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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