You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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