If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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