I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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