yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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