He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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