the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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