when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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