fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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