i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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