I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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