So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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