This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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