Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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