dude i'm inner monologue high
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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