Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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