YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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