can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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