worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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