It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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