What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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