the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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