You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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