i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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