Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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