his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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