she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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