Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
its liver damage thursday
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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