Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.