what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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