I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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