I'm drive I can fine osifer
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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