their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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