My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
