I wish i was in the wii world.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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