Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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