watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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