That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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